Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
sex in a hospital.. check
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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