two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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