My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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