I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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