Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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