The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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