4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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