She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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