Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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