I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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