And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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