For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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