after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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