I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My balls are so social today.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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