Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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