I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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