Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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