How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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