what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
