I'm going to jail i love you
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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