Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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