okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
