yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I think people are normalizing furries
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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