I cockslap morals
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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