You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
nutella sex= disaster
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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