Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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