guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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