is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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