I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Couch. On fire.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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