Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think people are normalizing furries
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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