what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
