I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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