I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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