is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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