"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
