You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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