How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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