So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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