once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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