I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
