I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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