Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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