Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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