love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Randomize
