i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
