I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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