well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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