I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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