I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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