dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Randomize
