yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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