she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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