Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
