Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I deserve to be covered in dicks
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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